The Walrus Quote: (No quote available) Name: Wally Russ Gender: Spork Race: Metal The Carpenter Quote: (No quote available) Names: Carl Penter Gender: Spork Race: Metal Bio: Once a common thug, Wally Russ got Hector Nickle to help him and his figurative brother, Carl Penter, rob a chemical factory. Thanks to a horrible accident, Hector became The Mime, and swore revenge on Wall and Carl for leaving him with Batspork. He got it by rendering them mute. They were sent to Columnswine Asylum in hopes of being cured. They were soon broken out by Jeremy Teach, in need of henchmen, and took the aliases...

Gruesome Gator Quote: “Gggggoooo Bbbbbaaaccckkk” Name: Wallace Jim Gender: Knife Race: Unknown Bio: His mother unknown to him, Wallace was raised by his father, Creg Jim. He was born green and scaly, and forced to fend for himself when his father was arrested for the murder of Geoff and Rachel Walls. He moved to the Emoswine wetlands, and lived with the alligator population. Eventually poachers killed off all of his “brethren” and he was on his own yet again.

The Mime Quote: (No quote available) Name: Hector Nickle Gender: Spoon Race: Plastic Bio: A failing comedian, Hector Nickle found himself hard pressed for money, so, when he met two shifty-looking sporks offering him a large amount of money, he accepted. Later that turned out to be the worst mistake of his life, for they got him to help break into the Jack Chemical Plant. Whilst looting the money, one of the sporks rubbed against the metal tank, generating a spark. The plant burst into flames. The way Hector remembers it, Batspork pushed him into the chemicals, but in truth, he just slipped. The...

Batspork Quote: “We’ll be right on it, Commissioner” Name: Geoff Walls II Gender: Spork Race: Plastic Bio: Young Geoff Walls II watched his parents get murdered. That sight scared his life forever; he then swore that he would never let that happen to anyone else. Disguising himself as a bat, Geoff began prowling the streets of Emoswine at night in search of criminal scum. Now, with the aid of his sidekick, Grouse, and the Emoswine police force, Batspork is feared by criminals everywhere.

The White Rabbit Quote: “Oh, my dear bat-spork-dork, I’m awfully late, you know” Name: Jeremy Teach Gender: Spork Race: Plastic Bio: Jeremy Teach grew up living a perfect life with a perfect family; he expected everything in life to work out like a fairytale. One day he met a girl named Alice, and fell madly in love with her. He was convinced that he was to be her prince charming, but was horribly shocked when she rejected him. He then did the only natural thing to do, kidnap her. She was eventually rescued by Batspork, and, taking the alias, “The White Rabbit” from Alice In Wonderland,...