Alternate Universe: Batspork Begins!

I guess I should start at the beginning, how it all got started. In a galaxy far far away… Okay I am only kidding. It was a quiet night in the sleepy town of Atwater, CA. The setting is a local fast food restaurant. My lawyers say I can’t go into too much detail about the location but I can say they serve tacos and have a bell in their logo. Any way back to the story. There I lay in my cellophane wrapper stacked in a grey holding cell on top of my brothers and sisters waiting to be used and discarded. When a mysterious man in a black hat and long leather coat walked by and snatched...