Alternate Universe: Batspork Begins!

I guess I should start at the beginning, how it all got started.

In a galaxy far far away… Okay I am only kidding. It was a quiet night in the sleepy town of Atwater, CA. The setting is a local fast food restaurant. My lawyers say I can’t go into too much detail about the location but I can say they serve tacos and have a bell in their logo. Any way back to the story.

There I lay in my cellophane wrapper stacked in a grey holding cell on top of my brothers and sisters waiting to be used and discarded. When a mysterious man in a black hat and long leather coat walked by and snatched me up along with two of my brothers.

He then dropped us on a black holding tray next to some hot sauce and napkins. After about ten minutes of waiting the man began to grow bored. You could tell by the blank look drawn across his face. I began to be lifted into the air as my prongs got forced through my plastic prison.

I was sure I was share the fate of my family, tossed aside, used and broken. Then I noticed something different. There was no food, I served no logical purpose. He begin to inspect me. Turning me every which way. Until his huge hand grasped my head and began to bend.

I thought I was a goner for sure until I heard a loud cracking sound. Looking up I noticed my two middle prongs had been snapped clean off. I was now different, unique. A grin began to grow across the mans face as he began to laugh uncontrollably. After which he proclaimed, “BATSPORK, Dunna nna nna, BATSPORK, BATSPORK!”

I was quickly put into action sporking crime. First protecting then Man in the Black Hat’s tacos and next the super villains of the world. From that point on I knew I was different and destined for greatness. I had become BATSPORK.

Well that’s how it all began. Went from waiting to rot in a trash heap to protection the world in mere minutes…

This story was submitted by: Aiden Lee.