Gruesome Gator Quote: “Gggggoooo Bbbbbaaaccckkk” Name: Wallace Jim Gender: Knife Race: Unknown Bio: His mother unknown to him, Wallace was raised by his father, Creg Jim. He was born green and scaly, and forced to fend for himself when his father was arrested for the murder of Geoff and Rachel Walls. He moved to the Emoswine wetlands, and lived with the alligator population. Eventually poachers killed off all of his “brethren” and he was on his own yet again.

The Mime Quote: (No quote available) Name: Hector Nickle Gender: Spoon Race: Plastic Bio: A failing comedian, Hector Nickle found himself hard pressed for money, so, when he met two shifty-looking sporks offering him a large amount of money, he accepted. Later that turned out to be the worst mistake of his life, for they got him to help break into the Jack Chemical Plant. Whilst looting the money, one of the sporks rubbed against the metal tank, generating a spark. The plant burst into flames. The way Hector remembers it, Batspork pushed him into the chemicals, but in truth, he just slipped. The...

Batspork Quote: “We’ll be right on it, Commissioner” Name: Geoff Walls II Gender: Spork Race: Plastic Bio: Young Geoff Walls II watched his parents get murdered. That sight scared his life forever; he then swore that he would never let that happen to anyone else. Disguising himself as a bat, Geoff began prowling the streets of Emoswine at night in search of criminal scum. Now, with the aid of his sidekick, Grouse, and the Emoswine police force, Batspork is feared by criminals everywhere.

When we Last saw our pronged prowler of the night a slip-up of words had gotten our fearless hero into a slippery situation… Wallace replied, calmly at first, “Yes, yes, and,” then noticing Batspork’s last words, “Wait, WHAT! You mean to tell me that my dad killed your parents, the only people that my dad every killed were Mr. and Mrs. Walls, so you’re Geoff Walls II. Does this mean I KNOW WHO THE BATSPORK IS, ITS!?!” Geoff, just noticing his slip-up, quickly replies, “No, not at all. None of that’s true. It was all just a mix-up of words, nothing else, nothing important.” Gruesome...

The White Rabbit Quote: “Oh, my dear bat-spork-dork, I’m awfully late, you know” Name: Jeremy Teach Gender: Spork Race: Plastic Bio: Jeremy Teach grew up living a perfect life with a perfect family; he expected everything in life to work out like a fairytale. One day he met a girl named Alice, and fell madly in love with her. He was convinced that he was to be her prince charming, but was horribly shocked when she rejected him. He then did the only natural thing to do, kidnap her. She was eventually rescued by Batspork, and, taking the alias, “The White Rabbit” from Alice In Wonderland,...

A new submission has been made by an Aiden Lee. It’s a unique twist on how I got my start as Batspork. It asks the question what if I started as your common mass produced spork. It’s an interested read. To get to the story you can click on our new Fan Submissions link. Be sure to take a look and please keep the comments constructive as it did come from one of our many Batspork fans. A blurb can be found below: Alternate Universe: Batspork Begins! I guess I should start at the beginning, how it all got started. In a galaxy far far away… Okay I am only kidding. It was a quiet...

I guess I should start at the beginning, how it all got started. In a galaxy far far away… Okay I am only kidding. It was a quiet night in the sleepy town of Atwater, CA. The setting is a local fast food restaurant. My lawyers say I can’t go into too much detail about the location but I can say they serve tacos and have a bell in their logo. Any way back to the story. There I lay in my cellophane wrapper stacked in a grey holding cell on top of my brothers and sisters waiting to be used and discarded. When a mysterious man in a black hat and long leather coat walked by and snatched...

You’ll now notice the “Contribute”  button at the top at the top of the page.  This is because we are now accepting Batspork Fan stories and art work. So please feel free to send in your stories and artwork of me thwarting evil or even doing every day things.  Most submissions will be posted and updates will be posted weekly. Who knows you may even be chosen to help chronicle my adventures! But for now click above for details . Happy Submitting! UPADTE 1: The Contribute link had to be taken down due to errors with the submission process. Will be back soon! UPADTE 2: Back...

Late one night, 30 years ago In the bustling city of Emoswine, a young spork and his parents walked home on a dark secluded street. Then an elderly and poor knife steps out of the shadows. He points a gun at the spork’s mother, a middle-aged fork. He then say’s, “Hand over that sugar crystal necklace, and no one gets hurt.” At that point the spork’s father, a middle-aged spoon, steps in front of his wife and calmly states, “You really don’t want to do this. I own a multimillion dollar business. I’m sure I can find you a j-” The spoon was interrupted...

Hello world my name is Batspork.  This blog will chronicle my adventures of crime fighting as well as everyday life.  Please check back soon as we will be launching the first of our adventures and our online store.  All proceeds from the store will go towards funding my crime fighting. So please keep this in mind and help me keep the streets clear of evil villians. Please check back often as this site is and always will be a work in progress.