When we last saw our heroes, all hope seemed to have been lost, with the Bat-Go-Cart demolished, and Batspork gone… Grouse awakens the next day, still in the remnants of the Bat-Go-Cart, to find Batspork missing. He immediately starts running to town, to head to the police station. The moment he arrives, he asks to see Commissioner Gregson in his office. As he rushes in to the commissioner’s office, he blurts, “Batspork was kidnapped, the Bat-Go-Cart was totaled, and I need to borrow a phone in private!” Startled by this sudden rush of foul news, Gregson mutters, “A phone- of course,”...

Hennery Quote: “Soup’s done” Name: Hennery Lincoln Gender: Knife Race: Plastic Bio: Hennery Lincoln has been the butler for the Walls family for many years, and, in fact, the job has been passed down generation by generation in his family. It seems as though this elderly knife way be the last Lincoln to serve as butler for the Walls family, for he has no children or relatives. When Geoff’s parents died, Hennery served as a father figure for the poor boy, and when young Richie joined the family, Hennery was his father when Geoff was busy fighting crime. He is also a great chef, gardener,...

The Walrus Quote: (No quote available) Name: Wally Russ Gender: Spork Race: Metal The Carpenter Quote: (No quote available) Names: Carl Penter Gender: Spork Race: Metal Bio: Once a common thug, Wally Russ got Hector Nickle to help him and his figurative brother, Carl Penter, rob a chemical factory. Thanks to a horrible accident, Hector became The Mime, and swore revenge on Wall and Carl for leaving him with Batspork. He got it by rendering them mute. They were sent to Columnswine Asylum in hopes of being cured. They were soon broken out by Jeremy Teach, in need of henchmen, and took the aliases...

When we last saw our heroes, a freak was created, a clue was found, and things were about to get a lot quieter… They drive up to the abandoned toy building where the sporks were arrested, and enter. Investigating, Grouse opens a Jack-In-The-Box, when a gas sprays out into his face, and a Jack of Diamonds falls out. Immediately, he yells, “Batspork! Come over he-” His voice then stops. “Grouse?” calls Batspork, “Grouse! What is it? What happened?” Grouse motions opening the Jack-In-The-Box. Then shows Batspork the card, and tries to symbolize the motion of gas spring out of the box...

Gruesome Gator Quote: “Gggggoooo Bbbbbaaaccckkk” Name: Wallace Jim Gender: Knife Race: Unknown Bio: His mother unknown to him, Wallace was raised by his father, Creg Jim. He was born green and scaly, and forced to fend for himself when his father was arrested for the murder of Geoff and Rachel Walls. He moved to the Emoswine wetlands, and lived with the alligator population. Eventually poachers killed off all of his “brethren” and he was on his own yet again.                  

The Mime Quote: (No quote available) Name: Hector Nickle Gender: Spoon Race: Plastic Bio: A failing comedian, Hector Nickle found himself hard pressed for money, so, when he met two shifty-looking sporks offering him a large amount of money, he accepted. Later that turned out to be the worst mistake of his life, for they got him to help break into the Jack Chemical Plant. Whilst looting the money, one of the sporks rubbed against the metal tank, generating a spark. The plant burst into flames. The way Hector remembers it, Batspork pushed him into the chemicals, but in truth, he just slipped. The...

Batspork Quote: “We’ll be right on it, Commissioner” Name: Geoff Walls II Gender: Spork Race: Plastic Bio: Young Geoff Walls II watched his parents get murdered. That sight scared his life forever; he then swore that he would never let that happen to anyone else. Disguising himself as a bat, Geoff began prowling the streets of Emoswine at night in search of criminal scum. Now, with the aid of his sidekick, Grouse, and the Emoswine police force, Batspork is feared by criminals everywhere.                  

When we Last saw our pronged prowler of the night a slip-up of words had gotten our fearless hero into a slippery situation… Wallace replied, calmly at first, “Yes, yes, and,” then noticing Batspork’s last words, “Wait, WHAT! You mean to tell me that my dad killed your parents, the only people that my dad every killed were Mr. and Mrs. Walls, so you’re Geoff Walls II. Does this mean I KNOW WHO THE BATSPORK IS, ITS!?!” Geoff, just noticing his slip-up, quickly replies, “No, not at all. None of that’s true. It was all just a mix-up of words, nothing else, nothing important.” Gruesome...

The White Rabbit Quote: “Oh, my dear bat-spork-dork, I’m awfully late, you know” Name: Jeremy Teach Gender: Spork Race: Plastic Bio: Jeremy Teach grew up living a perfect life with a perfect family; he expected everything in life to work out like a fairytale. One day he met a girl named Alice, and fell madly in love with her. He was convinced that he was to be her prince charming, but was horribly shocked when she rejected him. He then did the only natural thing to do, kidnap her. She was eventually rescued by Batspork, and, taking the alias, “The White Rabbit” from Alice In Wonderland,...

A new submission has been made by an Aiden Lee. It’s a unique twist on how I got my start as Batspork. It asks the question what if I started as your common mass produced spork. It’s an interested read. To get to the story you can click on our new Fan Submissions link. Be sure to take a look and please keep the comments constructive as it did come from one of our many Batspork fans. A blurb can be found below: Alternate Universe: Batspork Begins! I guess I should start at the beginning, how it all got started. In a galaxy far far away… Okay I am only kidding. It was a quiet...